I called the yogurt hotline and complained about my yogurt and asked them to deliver a new one asap - no go
Women always be wanting to know shit about their partners, am I right?
david wrote a letter to cbs last night bc he is so angry they keep starting good wife late bc of amazing race so we miss the ending, it included the phrase who the fuck still watches the fucking amazing race
Christmas party friends (Taken with instagram)
Paddy, after showing he used "srsly" before I did (IN GCHAT ONLY, NOTHING DEFINITIVE YET)
me: lol you use safari
me: chrome > safari
Patrick: my use of srsly > yours
This guy was a creative writing major. And he wrote “untypical.”
I’m yelling at a guy for taking a sexual picture with a rosary
the quality control of sour patch kids is terrible - the bag I opened is so sour Im throwing it out - sometimes not sour - sometimes soft, sometimes hard…???
As much as the image of a banana tree getting plowed by a bulldozer symbolizes a particular aspect of modernity, a blonde woman guiltlessly getting plowed by some other bulldozer is another aspect of modernity— though not the cheating itself, but what she is able to think while she cheats.
Hundreds of pictures of Earth, each taken at about 6AM , showing the terminator - the day/night line - over the course of one year (2010sep-2011sep).
Taken by METEOSAT-9 Earth-observing satellite.
Credit: NASA Earth Observatory